Posted 14 minutes ago
  1. getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
Posted 41 minutes ago

deductionhunters:

Your anaconda’s desire for wheat byproducts has been brought to the attention of the Council and a detachment of the Sheriff’s Secret Police has been sent to your house

Advise your anaconda to come quietly, as resistance is futile and may warrant the use of lethal force

Posted 1 hour ago
nevernoahh:

So many cotton candy requests; here you go, guys!

nevernoahh:

So many cotton candy requests; here you go, guys!

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

kaie-n:

*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

(Source: kaizune)

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

Posted 3 hours ago

jeniac:

do you ever

Posted 3 hours ago

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

image

Posted 3 hours ago
playbunny:

beta puppy bowl! uvui’m sorry for all the doodles omg

playbunny:

beta puppy bowl! uvu
i’m sorry for all the doodles omg

Posted 3 hours ago

atherys:

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

Posted 3 hours ago

foreverphantomhive:

lyssakat:

New Sebastian from black butler cosplay. You like?

Oh my god

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose